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Mind foggier than Silent Hill: Revelation 3D

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  • The Fifth Element
  • Tremors

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  • Trap

    ★★★½

  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    ★★★

  • Leave the World Behind

    ★★

  • Dracula: Dead and Loving It

    ★★★½

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  • Leave the World Behind

    Leave the World Behind

    ★★

    Leave the World Behind is actually the movie that I think the casual audience believes M. Night Shyamalan movies are like.

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★

    A chicken?

    [Feathers McGraw removes a red rubber glove]

    FEATHERS MCGRAW?!

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  • Undercover Brother

    Undercover Brother

    ★★★

    We white people do love us some mayonnaise on our sandwiches.

  • Bandit

    Bandit

    ★★★½

    Bandit is a biographical crime drama based on the real-life exploits of Gilbert Galvan Jr., who holds the record for the most consecutive robberies in Canadian history. Until this movie, I had never heard of him before (since I'm American), so I'm unable to comment how much the events depicted were fabricated or how authentic its claims were when it comes to specific key information the film swears its true.

    Josh Duhamel, who plays the titular Flying Bandit, steals every…

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