Toast Ulper

Toast Ulper

5'1 ex NBA champion lover of art.

Favorite films

  • The Crow
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Fallen Angels
  • Cowboy Bebop

Recent activity

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  • Lost Highway

    ★★★★½

  • Funny Games

    ★★★½

  • Inland Empire

  • Happiness

    ★★★½

Recent reviews

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  • Lost Highway

    Lost Highway

    ★★★★½

    Fucker gets more pussy than a toilet seat

  • Funny Games

    Funny Games

    ★★★½

    Squid Game ain't no game

Popular reviews

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Mickey u yearn too hard... ur bugs too different... ur clone too bad....they'll kill you.... again...

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★

    Shadow better than me cause if Sonic kept saying stupid shit like that to me I would've hollowed his skull into a fine paste on the sidewalk

    Live and learn needle drop hard cut to robotnik getting spanked by a hellboy hand this one changed lives

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