King of Spoons. Currently finishing my claymation biopic of Sergei Eisenstein.
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1937
Teenage orphan from an abusive background is groomed by almost a dozen men until the richest and youngest of the lot takes advantage of her after a near-death experience.
Somehow still manages to be one of the greatest films of all time?
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The State Funeral of HM Queen Elizabeth II 2022
No spitfire flyover, no modern spectacle, nothing that wasn't done before for Winston Churchill in '65.
But I mean fair play. It's not exactly The Beatles we're talking about.
Poor eulogies across the board. Nobody shared a funny drunk story, nor did anyone divulge her favorite film. Imagine you want "Strangers in the Night" by Frank Sinatra played at your funeral but instead you get a fucking sermon by Liz Truss. Watch church attendance continue to drop.
Someone please make…
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