Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eraserhead 1977

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  Masterclass, innit.

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  Essentially tells the same joke over and over, being, “haha, aren’t studios deeply shite.”

Popular reviews

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  Love Actually 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2023 1

  It’s hard to be objective of love actually because of the cult appeal it’s grown over the years so fuck it, I love love actually, this shit is the perfect form of corny. This is the kind of corny you eat up with a bib and glass of fine wine it’s so good. The dido scene, iconic. Bill Nighy mocking blue, iconic. Colin Firth’s entire plotline, iconic. Mr Bean simultaneously playing a guardian angel to Liam Neeson’s stepson and also the devil on Alan Rickman’s shoulder, iconic. The post-9/11 subtext, iconic. 

  Never-to-be-topped definitive Christmas film, goated with the xmas sauce 🔥🔥🔥

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  Yesterday 2019

  ★½ Watched 24 Aug 2024

  This was NOT a hate watch I promise. I actually liked it more than I thought I would. I probably definitely would have given it more stars if it wasn’t made by the same man who directed trainspotting. 

  Ultimately, the fallout of the Beatles not existing is no Coca Cola (free Palestine), no cigarettes (bye lung cancer), no Oasis (blur all the way) AND no Harry Potter (fuck JK Rowling) so all in all not so bad u kno!

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