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Favorite films

  • Gummo
  • Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
  • Destroy All Monsters
  • Drunken Master

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  • Throw Down

    ★★★★★

  • Best in Show

    ★★★★★

  • Election 2

    ★★★★½

  • Last Days Here

    ★★★★

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  • Throw Down

    Throw Down

    ★★★★★

    Almost plays out like a video game the way it meanders narratively and characters perform tasks in between battles. I wish it was 50 hours long.

  • Best in Show

    Best in Show

    ★★★★★

    I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun.

    Also Fred Willard is the GOAT and this movie is full of ringers and quotable lines, but s/o to Larry Miller as Cookie's old? flame, a hostage negotiator with absolutely zero chill.

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  • The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

    The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

    Hollywood: Hmm, this mentally ill homeless man with a history of abuse is acting like a mentally ill homeless man with a history of abuse. That is unexpected! How can we monetize this? He's so *quirky!*

    Fuck everyone involved with this.

  • Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed

    Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed

    ★★★½

    I hope the Kowalskis die the slowest, most agonizing deaths imaginable.

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