Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Boogie Nights 1997

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 03 Mar 2025

  'My fucking wife has an ass in her cock.'

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Big, dumb and stupid. In other words, a riot.

Popular reviews

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  The Gentlemen 2019

  ½ Watched 27 Jan 2020 1

  If you have but two brain cells to rub together, enjoy racial and homophobic slurs and exhausting repetition of the word ‘cunt’, this film is for you. Guy Ritchie self-promoting with all his heart and soul.

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★ Watched 19 Dec 2019

  The Last Jedi: “Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.”
  The Rise of Skywalker: *opening title crawl* “The Dead speak!”

  You got what you wanted, Star Wars fans. Felt as if the script was comprised of top-rated fan theory threads on reddit. Weak dialogue, forgettable action, bad plotting, staggered pacing, mistreatment of characters such as Rose (the list goes on.) I found some of the choices far more jarring in this film than in any other of…