Hermit crabs burrowed in my brain ten years ago and now they want to review movies.
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South Park: Joining the Panderverse 2023
These specials never hit the same as the show or movie but they’re fun. This one was a little all over the place but still had some solid jokes.
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Mad Max: Fury Road 2015
I feel like aspects of this movie were inspired by Rango.
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Nosferatu 2024
At the moment, this movie feels like a burger with my favorite toppings, condiments and assembled with a lot of love. Yet when I take a bite, it has no flavor. It’s not good, it’s not bad, it’s just tastes like nothing. So with no real taste or substance to it, I have to rely on it visually. Which is odd because everything leading up to the bite should have made it the perfect bite.
Nosferatu is a gorgeous movie…
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Christine 1983
I always liked this movie growing up but seeing it as an adult hits in a different way. I’ve had the same best friend for ten years (I see you reading this right now, dude) and while we’ve had ups and downs, undeniably we’ve always cared and had the best interest in mind for one another. It was shocking how real Artie and Dennis’ relationship is but the slow disconnect through the movie was what really got me. As a…
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