Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Suspiria 1977

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Nov 2017

  4k restoration is gorgeous!

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  Sausage Party 2016

  ★★★ Watched 12 Aug 2016

  The last four minutes of this movie are simultaneously hilarious and disturbing.

Popular reviews

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  Jurassic City 2015

  ★½ Watched 09 Apr 2015

  CGI dinosaurs that are awesome in their horribleness.

  Ray Wise. Ray Wise. Ray Wise!

  "I'm a man. I'm a grown man!"

  Either every female character in this movie wants to sleep with each other, or they all just enjoy getting extremely close to each other and talking in a low, seductive voice.

  A dinosaur bashing his head through the camera? Sure!

  They keep playing the first note from a John Carpenter score.

  "That was more like a magic sentence."

  LSD dinosaur!

  Ray Wise really cares about rescuing sorority girls.

  Great for a watch with friends and illicit substances. And Ray Wise!

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  The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water 2015

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 May 2015

  This movie is the definition of insanity. Halfway through it starts to feel like you smoked too much peyote while partying out in Joshua Tree with your friends. The animation is gorgeous, and surprisingly the 3D was very well done. The models meshed well with the real word actors much better than they appeared in the trailers. Music was a treat, with a handful of catchy and foot tapping songs from N.E.R.D.; Sandy even gets her own song!

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