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  Decision to Leave 2022

  ★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025 2

  Alright, enough with the HK funnies…I want some absolutely devastating, soul fucking Korean shit. Feed me depravity you jungle gooks!

  Title drop - Perfect! Yes! Premium sushi kit - Hell Yea!
  Shot - Fisheye perspective from dead man's eye - Holy Bulgogi! Park Chan Wook you villain.
  Oh wait...no… why is this morphing into a melancholic inter-cultural crime-crossed lovers thing…wait, wait I didn’t need a deconstruction of the listlessness in Korean marriages. Go back to detective shit. Damn it, go…

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  The Private Eyes 1976

  ★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025 1

  Let's be real. It’s Cantonese Tintin

  Uh huhh.. just as surprised as you…but hey when in Cathay Pacific. Initially Private Eyes is a slug-fested, duck-livered waste of precious time. However, I like pâté…also wasting time is necessary to stay sane on a 15hr sitting party. Journaling & drawing lead to nausea, sleep was never an option, so yea I’ll bite…

  After fermenting with it for 40min, it slapped me that this was just another Tintin adventure - only race swapped. A…

Popular reviews

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  TMNT 2007

  ★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025 3

  Ever think animation ought to restart the 2000s trend of disproportionately skinny and aggressively chiseled character models…2023 Ninja Turtles should’ve.
  TNMT was so punk rock during my Slugterra, Clone Wars era…and being an older brother I’m obligated to make sure Danimals knows the kickass cartoons that made me me…
  But TMNT holds up about as well as Ryan in Canada.

  March…pt 1

  If you know my father it will come as no surprise to you that he refuses to have…

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  Scavengers Reign 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Nov 2024 5

  Sometimes this seriously felt like an adaptation of the game Spore…good old 2010.

  Scavenger’s Reign felt like a field day for concept artists who specialize in creature design. I would have killed to be a part of it. From the grotesque to the adorable, they seem to have thought up every design imaginable…and THEN they one-up themselves by ending with space mummies - There was no way I saw that coming. Personally, my favorite alien was the mothball centipede. As…