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  Heat 1995

  ★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I’m giving this shit a 1, because one of my buddies—who became a fucking cripple after getting wrecked by a car—had the balls to give this garbage 5 stars. So fuck this broke-ass dick-sucking trash, it’s a solid fucking 1 from me.

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  First off, shoutout to my old readers who are wasting their time reading this bullshit. So, the movie is Electroc City, where the fucking robots decide to rise up against humans because they want “equal rights.” Like, what the actual fuck? Why the fuck would my goddamn vacuum cleaner do anything other than suck up dust (and by dust I mean don’t start sucking my dick too), because that’s not what the fuck it’s supposed to do. But nah, these…

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  Better Man 2024

  ★ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  Let me ask myself this: What the actual fuck is this? I haven’t seen it, to be honest, but what the fuck is the point of showcasing someone’s life with a goddamn monkey? Why the fuck would I be more interested in watching this movie just because the main character is a fucking Mukokoi Dandar monkey?

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  In Time 2011

  ★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  Alright, let's dive in. Briefly, we’re in the future where, for some fucking reason, there’s an alarm clock in your hand that, when it runs out, you’re done for. Our protagonist is a typical working-class guy from the Kádár era, grinding shitty little shifts just to survive the day. Bro gets approached by a "time millionaire"  the final boss of the unemployed who’s fed up with life and slams 115 fucking years into his hands. Bro, seizing the opportunity, heads…

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