Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Interstellar 2014

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Subtle reminder that my little sister is also clearly the favourite child; 
  I feel ya Tom, I feel ya buddy 😞

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  Ain’t nothin like the sweet, soothing sound of jazz to get you raging uncontrollably as you piss on the dreams of passionate teenagers. 

  Thank you kindly Mr Simmons, I’ll see you in my nightmares 🙃

Popular reviews

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  Bicycle Thieves 1948

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Life is like riding a bicycle; if someone fucks with yo’ wheels, get drunk with yo’ son and smack that cute lil’ bitch in the face.

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  Feature-length adaptation of that one SpongeBob cutscene where shit gets wayyy too real

  Shiver me timbers 🏴‍☠️

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