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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  This was wildly unrealistic. I have never had a TSA agent be nice to me during screening. Ever. It’s always “Take your shoes off!” or “Laptops go in a separate bin!” or “Sir, please stop coming through multiple times a day so we’ll pat you down again. You’re making this weird.” Sure it’s kind of strange, but it’s not illegal. Neither is moaning while they do it. That’s a pro tip.

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  Girls Gone Wild: The Untold Story 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Wait a goddamn minute here. You’re telling me that the guy who made Girls Gone Wild is a piece of shit? Mind. Blown. I gotta get in touch with Kevin Spacey and Armie Hammer and let them know to avoid this guy. Could be a real image killer. But anyway, I don’t think I’ve laughed harder than when Joe Francis compared himself to Jesus Christ and then Nelson Mandela.

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  This is why I won’t let my daughter go to a Taylor Swift concert. Well, this and the fact that tickets are impossible to get without taking out a second mortgage.

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  X 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Oct 2024

  I can’t stop watching this even though I know the Pearl and Howard sex scene is just gonna make me horny again. I mean sick. Completely sick. Definitely not horny. What kind of sicko would get horny over two old, wrinkled, liver spotted…geriatric…naked…I’ll uh…I’ll finish this review later.

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