Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
This was wildly unrealistic. I have never had a TSA agent be nice to me during screening. Ever. It’s always “Take your shoes off!” or “Laptops go in a separate bin!” or “Sir, please stop coming through multiple times a day so we’ll pat you down again. You’re making this weird.” Sure it’s kind of strange, but it’s not illegal. Neither is moaning while they do it. That’s a pro tip.
Wait a goddamn minute here. You’re telling me that the guy who made Girls Gone Wild is a piece of shit? Mind. Blown. I gotta get in touch with Kevin Spacey and Armie Hammer and let them know to avoid this guy. Could be a real image killer. But anyway, I don’t think I’ve laughed harder than when Joe Francis compared himself to Jesus Christ and then Nelson Mandela.
I can’t stop watching this even though I know the Pearl and Howard sex scene is just gonna make me horny again. I mean sick. Completely sick. Definitely not horny. What kind of sicko would get horny over two old, wrinkled, liver spotted…geriatric…naked…I’ll uh…I’ll finish this review later.