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  A Man Named Scott 2021

  Watched 04 Nov 2021

  <3

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  Isle of Dogs 2018

  ★★½ Watched 27 Oct 2021

  For the attention to detail put into animation/set design you’d think this would look a lot better. Wouldn’t dare to touch on the politics. I like dogs though this was nice

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  Pixels 2015

  ★ Rewatched 14 Jan 2017 4

  There is a scene in Pixels in which Kevin James' character (the President of the United States) is baking a cake. He yells, "I'm the sprinkle monster! AH!" and proceeds to throw an inappropriately large quantity of sprinkles onto the cake while making a masturbating motion with the sprinkle container. This scene sort of epitomizes why this is a one-star movie. As soon as you start to think that it's a harmless, cheesy, formulaic-but-somewhat-fun film, Kevin James cums sprinkles onto a cake.

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  Four Brothers 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Apr 2020

  Why did Singleton give mark Wahlberg the n word pass

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