tomatochain

tomatochain

i got that THANG on me… and by ‘thang’.. i mean that mf 🍅⛓️‼️

Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • A Grand Day Out
  • The Butterfly Effect
  • Beautiful Boy

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  • A Silent Voice: The Movie

    ★★½

  • Bachelorette

    ★★

  • One Hour Photo

    ★★★½

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★

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  • A Silent Voice: The Movie

    A Silent Voice: The Movie

    ★★½

    wow. i really liked this movie sm in college and now that i’ve gained some sort of emotional intelligence.. this is ass (aside from the animation)

    film ran for waayyyyy too long. shouyo should’ve put hands on all of them ESPECIALLY that cunt naoka. the ‘friendships’ needed to be shown in more depth because none of the characters seemed real. shouya’s relationship with shouyo is the most puzzling- is he trying to make amends or get in her pants?

    ..and more importantly why does everyone still associate with naoka??? she literally beats on their disabled friend like wtf. 

    nah. shit ain’t right

  • Bachelorette

    Bachelorette

    ★★

    these bitches always think a little cocaine will fix everything

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  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    ½

    man. this was CHEEKS

    bootleg wreck it ralph 2 with every film cliché in the book. i didn’t have a reason to like any of the characters and it felt like sitting through an 86 minute ad

  • Hot Tub Time Machine

    Hot Tub Time Machine

    ★½

    really hated lou ngl

    honestly this whole movie felt like all the bad parts of 2010 combined. nationalist bucky was unintentionally funny tho

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