Minions: The Rise of Gru changed the trajectory of my life. After leaving my local theater’s viewing of the aforementioned film, I became a new man. My IQ increased by 50 points, my 2001 Honda Civic converted itself into a Bugatti Chiron, and I was now able to speak the native tounges of 70+ countries. This film is the absolute redefinition of cinema itself. Every other film has now been rendered obsolete compared to this masterful creation. Do yourself a favor and purchase your ticket immediately.
