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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Computer game visuals, a hideous musical score, and a deeply under-cooked central romance.

  Apart from that, it's basically fine.

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  This movie was so determined to be stylishly cold that it sucked out all of its own fire. It's tough to buy Fassbender and Blanchett as a sexy spy couple when it's impossible to imagine Fassbender's character ever achieving an erection.

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  Green Street Hooligans 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2013 1

  I will defend this film with every fibre of my being. It's probably terrible, but I couldn't give a shit.

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  Scary Movie 5 2013

  ½ Watched 12 Apr 2013

  I have three thoughts:

  1) Yawn.
  2) Sigh.
  3) Just fucking why?