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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★ Watched 13 Jul 2024

  I really wanted to love this movie. First 2/3rds are a fantastic serial killer procedural. Last 1/3rd made me wish Se7en didn’t have Kevin Spacey in it so I could recommend it over Longlegs.

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  Planet of the Apes 1968

  ★★ Watched 29 Jun 2024

  As often happens with genre defining movies, the core ideas here are revolutionary and exciting but have been reflected and expanded upon in ways far better than the original. It holds up well, but there’s a line of 1,000 sci-fi movies I’d watch before it.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Feb 2024

  Literally the plot of Jesus Christ superstar but Jesus uses desert power

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★ Watched 14 Feb 2024

  Valentines screenings of Marvel adjacent movies are for CINEPHILES ONLY. Don’t bring your DATE to the CINEMA, bring your MIND instead - only then can you appreciate an AI generated script, actors who appealingly studied under Tommy Wiseau, and graphics made in the same engine as Half Life 2. Remember, your voice and your money matters. Make sure to see this movie to send a message to Sony: we care about your shareholders and we appreciate your cinematic vision ($$$)

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