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  Saw X 2023

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Watching Tobin Bell in this film is like seeing a genuine diamond get put into a cheap plastic ring

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  RIP László Tóth you would’ve loved Minecraft

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  I don’t like writing actual reviews that are more than one sentence and don’t end with a punchline. That being said, some real love went into this film

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  Hulk Hogan looks ROUGH

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