Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Castle Freak 1995

  ★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Castle Freak is both Bill Skarsgård in Nosferatu and Demi Moore in The Substance.

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  A well used gimmick elevates what would otherwise be generic streaming slop.

  It's fun enough, if that all you want.

  But the main antagonist is the worst villain I have ever seen. The actor is so terrible it's kinda unbelievable. Like awful awful awful. Makes the rest of the cast look Oscar worthy. Unreal.

  Kinda enjoyed, but have of course essentially forgotten it already.

  2025 Ranked

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★ Watched 27 Oct 2023 6

  Those FNaf fans will just eat up anything with Freddy Wezzy on it, no matter the quality.

  IGN says "There's too much plot." Your basic FNaF fan is then "OMG IGN So dUmB thEy jUsT WaNt HiM To bE LoOkInG at The CamEraS All ThE Time. TherEs NO SUCH ThInG As ToO MuCh pLoT." Well there is such a thing as too much plot, and IGN never said that in their review. The reading comprehension skills of a FNaF fan…

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  Spider 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2024

  Hey Saltburn, does your film have Ralph Fiennes in your Bathtub and Grave scenes? No didn't think so.

  WOW. This film has been slept on to an offensive degree. This is a quiet, sombre and depressing film. I had said this about Crash but actually this is definitely Cronenberg's coldest film.

  Ralph Fiennes delivers an exceptional performance as the psychologically disturbed Spider. His almost entirely wordless dialogue-less performance is absolutely captivating and sorrowful. The film basically entirely hinges on Fiennes'…