Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  All drains lead to the Great One

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★ Rewatched 27 Feb 2025

  wheres blue thing

Popular reviews

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  Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2023

  Here I was thinking Indiana Jones was going to have the best train sequence of the year but GOD DAMN

  Also holy shit this is the coolest letterboxd easter egg

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  The Flash 2023

  ½ Watched 16 Jun 2023 1

  Watched this a few days ago and have been toiling over what to write. Normally I would say a dumb little blurb, but I can’t pass up the opportunity to annihilate this eyesore of a movie. 

  While it’s true that I’ve become almost completely apathetic towards superhero movies, more often than not, it’s due to a boring or uninspired take on the genre. The Flash, however, is profane and vulgar to my eyes, an absolute obscenity.  I think the only mystery…