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Purple Hearts 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
If I could give it 0 stars, I would. This is the worst piece of shit I have ever (and will ever) watch. Respectfully, I will not be revisiting this absolute dumpster fire that reeks of penguin shit. 2h 2m of pure torture to my eyes, ears, and all senses comprehensible by the human body. Taking the time out of my day to watch Purple Farts was truly one of the most devestating chapters of my life, and I feel as though I have lost six months of my lifespan due to witnessing it. Never again. Mark my fucking words. Never. Again.
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