Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cast Away 2000

  ★★½ Watched 23 Jul 2024

  Did not understand the hype, especially now that I know Tom hanks is an Illuminati lizard lord

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  Godzilla 1954

  ★ Watched 06 Jul 2024

  Movie has way worse vfx than the new ones

Popular reviews

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  Where the Red Fern Grows 1974

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Apr 2024 1

  Heartless souls base their movie ratings on lighting, tits, single shots on super 8 film, and whatever pretentious bullshit they distract themselves with from their monotonous lives rather than just being a god damn kid an enjoying a great movie with a mediocre glass of wine. 

  A message to everyone who gave this movie less than 5 stars - you are a loser, and I mean it

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  Civil War 2024

  ★ Watched 17 Apr 2024

  2 hours of crying and wailing accompanied by the non heroic death of meaningless characters

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