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Recent reviews

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  RIP Cineworld Weymouth you beautiful son of a bitch. Nothing like your childhood cinema closing to convince you that you need to move away from home before you off yourself. Thanks a bunch 2024 x

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  Doctor Who: Joy to the World 2024

  ★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Absolute gash

Popular reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ½ Watched 17 May 2023 4

  One of the most of embarassing things I have ever seen in my life.

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  ½ Watched 11 Jun 2022

  Truly unforgiveable cinema. BAD bad in a way only legacy sequels can be. Not only deeply and fundamentally awful in every conceivable way, but an absolute failure at being entertaining too. I have truly and honestly never seen a movie succeed so thoroughly in being both complete ass, and unwatchably dull. Dogshit film.