Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Mummy 2017

  ★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  A film so catastrophically boring I actually forgot log it when I watched it 3 days ago

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  The Coolest Film Ever 

  A film so cool, that if JK Rowling saw it, she would stop being transphobic

Popular reviews

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2024

  The most fun film of all time (in 4D)
  I hope I never see this is 2D

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Nov 2024

  I don’t care if they’re ridiculously rich, if they handle an Xbox controller like Ivan, I couldn’t marry them.