Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  I wasn’t really expecting this to be crazy good or anything, but I really enjoyed it. I did not really enjoy the idea of them simply not telling the family that they hit something and that’s why they were late, that just pissed me off. Then, trying to evoke emotions from the audience as if we don’t already know that the unicorns can fucking heal humans. But all critiques aside, I loved this, Will Poulter was great in this. I will for sure be getting a cut of the good stuff.

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  Leave the World Behind 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I thought this was a really interesting take on the whole “end of the world” trope. This movie was insane, I loved Mahershala Ali and Kevin Bacon in this movie, even though he didn’t have much screen time as Danny, he was still awesome. I’ve seen a lot of mixed things on this movie, I don’t get it, I loved it.

Popular reviews

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  Cuckoo 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Aug 2024

  Cuckoo? More like Poopoo! This movie had a lot of potential to be so incredibly gas, but it fulfilled its Poo Potential and was so incredibly ass. The story went absolutely nowhere. Usually in films, you get to know the antagonist’s motives, however in this film, you learn nothing about all of the characters! The mystery is everything! How awesome! I wanted to castrate myself after watching this. Could’ve been home jorkin my it, but I was watching this ass.

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  No Hard Feelings 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  I thought this movie was a great comedy, and it didn’t have your cheesy cliches, like they got back together and completely abandoned their future plans. I’m talking actual character development and not too fast either, it was very well paced. The jokes were very funny. Ferris Bueller also looks like he’s taken too many days off

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