Jacob

Jacob

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • GoodFellas
  • The Lighthouse

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  • Now You See Me

    ★★★½

  • Django Unchained

    ★★★★

  • Baby Driver

    ★★★★

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

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  • Now You See Me

    Now You See Me

    ★★★½

    fucking stylish and cool to look at, and genuinely great crime/mystery setup with a (predictable) twist

    then they just had to go and give everybody the dumbest lines that could possibly be created with pen and paper

    also the main cast is supposed to be Attractive but just shut the fuck up and let me see mark

  • Django Unchained

    Django Unchained

    ★★★★

    jamie foxx does cowboy shit, christoph waltz is christoph waltz, the soundtrack owns, what's there to complain about other than the extra 45 minutes of runtime

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  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    ★★★

    in a vacuum this movie fuckin rips, then there's a big But

    pixar animation studios needs no additional praise for their brilliant animators, character designers, modelers and all around unbelievable technological achievements. this movie is a joy to look at, front to back, until you unmute it

    i can't tell if it's head writers being out of touch or just me not being able to access my 13-year-old brain but the first act of turning red is just the least…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    the very first thought i had about this movie was "it feels like a disservice to just talk about it," because trying to describe the experience secondhand will ruin the magic of seeing this gorgeous, personal piece of art unfold in front of you; indulging in the blissfully original and lovingly written message that lies within every phenomenally crafted scene can only be truly understood firsthand

    much like how ghostbusters 2016 speaks to twitter users who don't own soap, everything…

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