Tony0802

Tony0802

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Lord of the Rings would be top 4 but I can’t have it taking up 3 of 4 spots lol

Favorite films

  • Donnie Darko
  • Trainspotting
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Prisoners

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

  • Return of the Jedi

    ★★★½

  • The Empire Strikes Back

    ★★★★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★½

    The kinda film your dad will watch from the back of the living room

    Side note I love Gustaf Skarsgard

  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi

    ★★★½

    ewok savages brutally murder the working class 9-5 stormtroopers. 

    I love Lucas with all my heart by my god the CG additions he added later are so hard to watch in Return. They turn me off more here than any other film in the franchise. The family adventure shenanigans also just don’t hit as hard than the deeper ideas and stories other entries in the series tackle. 

    I’d take trade wars all day sorry not sorry

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  • Guy Ritchie's The Covenant

    Guy Ritchie's The Covenant

    ★★★★

    It's like if Frodo and Sam were in Afghanistan

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    genuinely one of the most disturbing motion pictures I may ever experience as long as I roam this god forsaken earth 

    Insane from start to finish. Super tight script and camera work. Mind bending imagery that will quite literally make you (and the rest of the theatre) wanna die in real time. Going in blind to this was genuinely such a great experience 





    THANKS JEREMY