Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  The kinda film your dad will watch from the back of the living room

  Side note I love Gustaf Skarsgard

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  Return of the Jedi 1983

  ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  ewok savages brutally murder the working class 9-5 stormtroopers. 

  I love Lucas with all my heart by my god the CG additions he added later are so hard to watch in Return. They turn me off more here than any other film in the franchise. The family adventure shenanigans also just don’t hit as hard than the deeper ideas and stories other entries in the series tackle. 

  I’d take trade wars all day sorry not sorry

Popular reviews

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  Guy Ritchie's The Covenant 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Apr 2023 2

  It's like if Frodo and Sam were in Afghanistan

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  genuinely one of the most disturbing motion pictures I may ever experience as long as I roam this god forsaken earth 

  Insane from start to finish. Super tight script and camera work. Mind bending imagery that will quite literally make you (and the rest of the theatre) wanna die in real time. Going in blind to this was genuinely such a great experience 

  
  
  
  
  

  THANKS JEREMY