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The Substance 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
They had me until the final 40 minutes…what the fuck- no, why the fuck did they decide to go that route? Shit felt like Hills have Eyes or goddamn Human Centipede…
To me that type of shit makes me think the director didn’t know how to conclude this and tbh they probably didn’t
Tbh I’m spoiling- I would’ve had shorty just die regularly after killing the host fr. Giving them a weird morph and then sending them out for that “it’s a monster kill it” troupe #doesnotmoveshit
Everything else before that was so good too. 6/10
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Death of a Unicorn 2025
Eh. Wasn’t a bad movie but wasn’t good at all. Was a real let down but genuinely kept me laughing even though it wasn’t a comedy I think? 4/10
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