Tim Taylor

Tim Taylor

Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Rocky
  • Halloween
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    ★★½

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★½

  • Scrooge

    ★★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

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  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    ★★½

    “Out there. Thataway.”

    Star Trek: The MOTION Picture?  More like the MOTIONLESS picture, amiright?

    You mean I’m not the first to coin that phrase?  Damn.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★½

    “So it begins.” - Theoden

    To show how dedicated Aragorn is to his people..  Eowyn expresses her love in an Olde English way and then she ties her hair back like she’s preparing to give a blowy, and he turns away.

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  • Aftersun

    Aftersun

    ★★★★

    “He’s doing some weird slow-motion ninja moves.”

    I went to a wedding on the weekend and they did a reading of Foo Fighters’ “Everlong” that made me say I’d never listen to it the same ever again. 

    And now 4 days later I have the same feeling about Queen / Bowie doing “Under Pressure.”

  • The Ewok Adventure

    The Ewok Adventure

    ★★

    Happy Star Wars Day

    For anyone who thinks this is the worst Star Wars production made, don’t forget there was a sequel to this AND the Holiday Special exists too.

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