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Recent reviews

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  Final Destination 2000

  ★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  SILLY movie. hilarious violence but otherwise uninteresting

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  Nickel Boys 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  insanely gorgeous and touching
  havent seen anything like this

Popular reviews

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  Elf 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  me and the baddie i pulled by being whimsical (autistic)

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  Love Actually 2003

  ★½ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  a brutal reminder of how mean everybody was to fat people as a collective in the early 2000s.

  this movie is a total clusterfuck and the ranging storylines don't come together with any sort of grace or additional insight. there are some funny and sweet moments but the messaging is messy and so many huge plot points left unresolved because "well, love is messy and uncertaInnNNnnNnn...😫😫😫"

  as a movie watcher, I am willing to suspend my disbelief MUCH FARTHER THAN AVERAGE. I've historically been okay with outlandish movie logic but this movie pissed me straight the fuck off. bah humbug bitch.

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