Just a whole lot of nothing, but to make it worse it's a whole lot of nothing where characters look at the camera and tell you the upcoming whole lot of nothing is going to be the most epic thing ever.
The two leads didn't have any chemistry, nor bring out anything interesting in either of the characters, which really renders the whole thing pointless.
I love these characters. I really wanted to have fun and enjoy this. But it's also got to be, you know, good.