Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Twister 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 May 2020

  It’s no secret that “Twister” is my favorite disaster movie of all time (weather-related or otherwise) and one of my favorite and most well-remembered movie-going experiences as a kid. I recall May 10th 1996 so vividly, like it was yesterday. So how could I not celebrate its release every year? Especially since “Twister” officially turns 24 today. And since I love making movie lists just as much as I love watching the movies on said lists I’ve decided to delve…

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  Showgirls 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Jan 2021

  “YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT!”
  
  
  Rejected by the straight audience it was made for, Showgirls has since been revived by the gay audience that truly appreciates it.

  Kyle MacLachlan deserves an Oscar for keeping a straight face while ogling Elizabeth Berkeley’s spastic, unsexy full body seizures that’s supposed to be dancing/boning.

  This movie might as well take place on Mars like Total Recall because there is literally nothing here that even remotely feels like reality. And I love every second of…

Recent reviews

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  Uncle Buck 1989

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I’ve never actually seen this from beginning to end. I know right? It’s fine. Kinks just feels like an extended Home Alone audition for Macaulay who really is one of the most charming child actors of all time.

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  Scream 3 2000

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  “I did not fuck that pig Milton to get a leading role just to die here with second rate celebrities like you two!”

  Release the Angelina is the 2nd killer cut you cowards!

Popular reviews

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  The Dare Project 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Jun 2022

  Can we have Michael Cassidy in literally everything as a charming, extremely hot sexually ambiguous or out gay man in every movie please? Thanks in advance!

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  The Blob 1988

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Oct 2021

  God this movie is so amazing and disgusting. I love it. One of the best horror remakes of all time.