Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Super uptight NYC woman’s super girlboss plan to frame her husband for murder falls apart almost instantly after she discovers that you can’t flawlessly pull off a NOLA accent when you don’t know a lick of French

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  I would like to formally apologize to Wicked Part 1 as I was not familiar with your game and I wish I didn’t have to sit through the musical equivalent of food poisoning to recognize that

Popular reviews

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  Happily N'Ever After 2006

  ★ Watched 31 Aug 2020 1

  Evil stepmother Sigourney Weaver had no business being that bad in this terrible movie

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  Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days 2012

  ★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  My girlfriend gets mad because I can predict that Greg and Holly will become a couple after the first 5 minutes, but I could never predict Rodrick singing a heavy metal cover of Baby by Justin Bieber

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