Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★ Rewatched 29 Dec 2024

  going from wanking off to a fish fanny to having your dick eaten off by seagulls is what i'll assume to be the definition of manhood

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★½ Watched 07 Jun 2024

  if i wanted to watch a horror film with characters who lack the ability to be somewhat interesting then i would've just rewatched scream 6

Recent reviews

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  One Day 2011

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  oh anne i hope you never have to do a british accent again

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  Cruel Intentions 1999

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  i don't even care that it's a "bad" film, i consume this film like it's the last film i'll ever watch before i perish

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025 1

  real ones are completely and utterly obsessed with chani

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  mickey 18 knew he was a baddie and ran with it. Lost the king too soon.