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  Dead Calm 1989

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  watched it before bed hopped up on cold medicine and espresso martinis. had a fever dream i was on a boat with a bunch of dead bodies. this is why i don’t really fuck with boats.

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  The Last Showgirl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  is anyone surprised that i loved it?

Popular reviews

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  www.RachelOrmont.com 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025 6

  when i left the theatre last night i locked eyes with one of the most boring white guys i’ve ever met in toronto, this encounter should have been my sign not read the comment section. why are y’all so triggered by cum when it isn’t deluded by a blue light screen? awww, it offends you to watch explicit penetration on a big screen with 200 other people instead of from the confines of your own room on your mom’s old…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025 3

  i’ll tell you about it later, still thinking. it’s giving… inside of all of us there are two wolves? like we all a lil good we all a lil evil, a lil selfish, a lil horny… lovers, haters, liars, control freaks, simps, doms, killers, empaths… etc. etc. i’m very compelled to read the book.