Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★ Watched 02 Nov 2024

  Skye Riley when she sees Guy Smiley: 😱

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2024

  inshallah we get another one

Popular reviews

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  The Town That Dreaded Sundown 1976

  ★½ Watched 14 Jan 2022

  Such a strange film. Pretty intense kills supplemented by a really odd almost proto-Twin Peaks comedy/schlock tone. Bad, but not quite bad enough to be great

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★½ Watched 12 Dec 2022

  Walmart brand Kill Bill? Competent - but the fucking Thomas the Tank Engine shit… This movie is made specifically for people who think Channing Tatum and Sandra Bullock are good cameos, despite referencing nothing. “Who do we get for our comic style heavily asian-influenced action movie? Uma Thurman? Oh wait fuck no dude I just had a great idea! Remember Birdbox?”