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Favorite films

  • The Evil Dead
  • Halloween
  • The Lighthouse
  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers

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  • Bloodbath at the House of Death

    ★★★

  • The Doors

    ★★★

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★★½

  • Coneheads

    ★★★½

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  • Bloodbath at the House of Death

    Bloodbath at the House of Death

    ★★★

    1984's Bloodbath at the House of Death, directed by Ray Cameron, is just a 91-minute-long Monty Python horror spoof skit. I picked up references to Alien, the House on Haunted Hill, House of Wax, and a few others that I recognized but could not place as well. It is very exemplary of the 80s B-horror movie, having a shoestring budget and also somehow getting Vincent Price in the movie. He by far gives the best performance, by the way, but is that really a shock?

  • The Doors

    The Doors

    ★★★

    I’m currently reading the book that this movie is kinda based on, and I gotta say all the dramatization and inaccuracy this movie had kinda distracted me. I mean, they embellish a shit ton of Morrison’s life, it’s actually kinda crazy. Like, moving events so that they happen in a different year than when they actually did in real life. Soundtrack was good and Val Kilmer was good as Morrison.

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Coneheads

    Coneheads

    ★★★½

    I think this movie gets a lot of hate, but most of these SNL movies are pretty solid, I feel. It is also surprisingly topical in that ICE is the big bad of this movie. I liked the cast, Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin were good at playing two absolute weirdos, and I definitely would not have liked this movie as much as I did without their performances. I loved all the guest stars in this movie, Chris Farley is…

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