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Recent reviews

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★½ Added

  These fucking ape movies are all I have

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  War for the Planet of the Apes 2017

  ★★★★ Added

  The only leader that has ever been worth following is Caesar Planet of the Apes. I would die for this man. I would kill for this man. May his will be done. Pour out a fresh banana for my guy, drop a peel for him. Your country? Your religion? They have nothing on my guy. Ape together strong motherfucker. I would eat a billion bananas for Caesar. Maybe even 2 billion. My shit is gonna be so loaded with potassium.…

Popular reviews

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  Godzilla vs. Destoroyah 1995

  ★★★★ Added

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Mummy 1999

  ★★★½ Added

  The pussy smarcophahus

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