TotallyReal

TotallyReal

just for funsies🤭

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Pulp Fiction
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

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  • Much Ado About Nothing

    ★★★★½

  • Three Colours: Blue

    ★★★★½

  • Big Trouble in Little China

    ★★★★½

  • Shaun of the Dead

    ★★★★½

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  • Much Ado About Nothing

    Much Ado About Nothing

    ★★★★½

    Let's start with the cast - Branagh himself plays Benedick, and man, does he bring the charm! And don't even get me started on Emma Thompson as Beatrice. Her sass and sarcasm were on point, and I couldn't get enough of her verbal sparring with Benedick. Their chemistry was off the charts!

    But it's not just the leads who steal the show - the entire ensemble cast was fantastic. Denzel Washington as Don Pedro was smooth as silk, and Keanu…

  • Three Colours: Blue

    Three Colours: Blue

    ★★★★½

    First off, can we talk about that stunning blue color palette? It's like a visual feast for the eyes! Kieślowski knows how to make blue look cool, and I ain't just talking about the temperature. From the costumes to the set design, every frame is drenched in this mesmerizing hue, and it sets the mood just right.

    Now, let's talk about Juliette Binoche, who totally slays as the lead. She's got the acting chops to pull off the complex emotions…

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  • Modern Times Forever

    Modern Times Forever

    ★★★★½

    First off, let me just say this movie is trippy AF. It's a 240-hour-long movie that documents the decay of a building in Helsinki over time, and it's not for the faint of heart.

    Now, I know what you're thinking, "who the heck wants to watch a 10-day long movie about a building falling apart?" But hear me out, it's strangely hypnotic. You get sucked into this eerie, post-apocalyptic world, and you can't look away.

    Personally, I loved it. I…

  • Untitled #125 (Hickory)

    Untitled #125 (Hickory)

    ★★★★½

    First off, the visuals in this movie were straight-up trippy, man. It's like the director was taking inspiration from Salvador Dali or something. And the music, oh man, the music was so good. It really set the mood for the whole film.

    Now, I know some of you might be thinking, "But bro, what's the plot?" And to be honest, I don't really know. It's one of those movies that leaves a lot up to interpretation. But sometimes that's what…