Tobias G

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I like my horror movies like I like my coffee… non existent.

A Wobots Christmas is MY Christmas movie.

Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • Fargo
  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • Speed Racer

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  • Last of the Grads

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★★½

  • Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem

    ★★★★★

  • Pauline

    ★★★½

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  • Last of the Grads

    Last of the Grads

    This movie has all the qualities of a student film even though I don’t think it’s one.
    - every scene inside, the room is just full of smoke because the cinematographer thinks that’s the “cinematic” way to diffuse light.
    - Shitty writing especially when writing women characters.
    - Not knowing if the film is meant to be satirically bad and funny or just straight up bad.

    Andrew would’ve carried this film if he didn’t die so damn early. RIP Mr…

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★★½

    Did I embarrassingly and accidentally just find my most relatable fictional character minus the fact that Barry thinks that every room is a rage room.

    Having 3 sisters also isn’t as bad as having 7, and I also didn’t get called Gayboy by my sisters but instead got called Todpiss by one of mine which came from me trying to sign my name on a painting I did in preschool but fucked it up badly.

    That freak off between Philip…

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★½

    Dang…

    and you’re telling me that the kid isn’t even an actor?

    Dang…. Shits wild…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    I feel like Sebastian Stan was a close second pick for Mark Ruffalo’s role 🫢.

    I was kinda worried going into this. Seeing heaps of people with mid reviews, which isn’t a bad thing but I think I was really excited for this after loving Parasite and Memories of Murders and The Host so much and then seeing the early reviews I was kinda worried. Turns out I personally really loved this movie and proved to me that I shouldn’t…