Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Invitation 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  banger. I’m a sucker for a psych horror movie set at a large dinner

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  The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Jessica Biel is so fucking hot

Popular reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Aug 2024

  firstly, this movie is bananas.

  - Instantly solidifies a spot in my top 3 for ‘24, AND the top 3 best Alien movies. This fits wonderfully between the first two films and the homage was awesome. This must be how Marvel Fans feel when their favorite guy makes a cameo in the new Marvel flick. 

  Secondly, shoutout to Cailee Spaeny (my wife) she was sick. Andy your new directive is to tell Rain to HML. 

  Thirdly, it was SCARY. Scary Alien is BACK. 

  
  Finally, Did everybody see the giant pussy?

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★★ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  Julia Garner needs to fire her agent