Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Parent Trap For Men

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  Something Borrowed 2011

  ★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this…the hate watch to end all hate watches. This movie has everything diabolical: Shake Shack, blue eyeshadow, life ruining affairs, wasting John Krasinski, England, pulling your vagina muscle, homophobia, and trying to trick me into disliking Kate Hudson

Popular reviews

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  Little Women 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Dec 2024

  2 hours and 15 minutes of me saying “and they actually filmed this in Massachusetts”

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Dec 2024

  My eight grade religion class did a Fantasy Cardinal Draft when Pope Benedict XVI stepped down. I forgot to pick a cardinal so I made one up and I still feel guilty - this movie felt like that and it was awesome

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