Tristan Parillo

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When science shits the bed, I’m the one they call to change the sheets.

Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • Koyaanisqatsi
  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Inside Llewyn Davis

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  • The Sweet East

    ★★★½

  • Flow

    ★★★★½

  • Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

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  • The Sweet East

    The Sweet East

    ★★★½

    A thinking man’s Saltburn. 

    Harmony Korine with substance to back up the style. 

    7/10

  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★½

    Funny to me that the bird in this and Howie Ratner from Uncut Gems both go out the same way 


    9/10

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  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★½

    Time for my Spider-Man 3 apologist review. 

    TLDR: Spider-Man 3 is better than every Spider-Man movie that came after it, and with the exception of 3-4 Disney/MCU movies, it’s better than the MCU as a whole. Not as good as part 1 and 2, but still a wildly entertaining and satisfying conclusion to the only good trilogy. 

    Raimi never lost his touch when it comes to fight scenes and action set pieces. The production design is improved over the already…

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    Having seen in three times already, I can honestly say it's the best movie I've personally seen this year. The perfect anti-blockbuster, 2049 features all the visual spectacle and visceral imagery you'd expect from a sequel to Blade Runner, but sacrifices none of the intellectual depth that comes along with it. Quite possibly the best looking film ever shot, Deakins' cinematography is second only to Villenueve's direction. Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling anchor the film with award worthy performances, while a…