tpaulus1

tpaulus1

"weird, mostly boring, and horrible"

Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Bodies Bodies Bodies
  • Under the Skin
  • Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

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  • Party Girl

    ★★★★

  • Donnie Darko

    ★★½

  • The King of Comedy

    ★★★★

  • Inland Empire

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  • Party Girl

    Party Girl

    ★★★★

    One of the best slice of life flicks

  • Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko

    ★★½

    Great bones but oh my god this was such a hard watch like ur not jesus bro, its so self important 

    It’s just like wow some of the most bizarre writing choices and the directors cut is worse!!

    But thank you drew barrymore 🫶

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★

    Zendaya is, was, and will always be TASHI!

    Sex tennis is in. You heard it here first! So thrilling and some of the most unique cinematography I’ve seen, it almost felt animated how intensely the camera was moving around. Best score of the year by far, nothing is even coming close.

    I wanna see again and again

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    Some thoughts cuz idk


    Many things, but all the same things tbh

    Love this idea it seems like something that should have been a movie a long time ago

    Not to be a #scientist but those instructions were so vague, The Substance ™️ is not GMP CERTIFIED

    I think Demi Moore is just amazing, good for he

    Also also, they should play this entire movie back to front on the tvs at the gay club, it would match the vibe