Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anyone But You 2023

  Watched 01 Jun 2024

  Gross disgusting people made me feel sick kissing like that gross

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jun 2024

  Omg gas town literally has a moat of oil. He’s a genius. I’m going to kiss him he’s a genius.

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2023 2

  Return of the King 

  I made the mistake of watching this next to my father. I’m so sorry father. I didn’t know there would be any bdsm

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  Talk to Me 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Aug 2023 2

  Still can’t believe these dumbass YouTubers made a good movie 

  How do they put out casting calls for all these creepy old dead people? Like “looking for the ugliest old lady alive to play withering hag with no teeth No. 2”