Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Jan 2025

  Bella. I don't want you to cum

Recent reviews

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  As Above, So Below 2014

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 27 Mar 2025

  ☎️ h-h-hello? we're going to candy mountain charlie

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  The Other Boleyn Girl 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  none of the incest kings were attractive enough for this behaviour

Popular reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Jan 2025

  rip to one of the few tolerable men. forever indebted to him for giving us this masterpiece

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  Hairspray 2007

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  I don't think it's possible to have a normal experience watching this anymore