i rate movies however i want to!
[mostly based off vibes and whatever i retained from my intro film class]
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My Old Ass 2024
as soon as the little brother showed uppe with those pink glasses i knew i was in for a good movie
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Saltburn 2023
ok fun fact i did watch this next to my grandfather. was as uncomfortable as expected.
“And you're just so in love with your rags to riches narrative. Like you're the only fucking person in the world who didn't come from money. You know what? Jordan. Your Parents Are Upper. Middle. Class.”
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Elvis 2022
how the fuck did this movie get a standing ovation— let alone a 12 minute one. this films stuctruring was ass. tom hanks was ass. the only character that had ANY emotional weight was Priscilla, and even her introduction to the story was stilted as shit. only in the ending montage did i feel any need to have emotions about elvis. in the movie, we watch his life, and the way the script operates we just see things happen to…
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