Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cannibal Apocalypse 1980

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  A dog blowing up being the queue for the funky music to kick in is why I love italian cinema

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  Beaver Trilogy Part IV 2015

  Watched 20 Mar 2025

  god fucking damn it groovin' gary 💔

Popular reviews

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  Red Rocket 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Aug 2022 3

  A loser and a user with no self awareness and zero empathy, Mikey is simultaneously one of the most despicable protagonists I have seen on the silver screen and one of the most fun to watch. Found myself alternating between wincing and laughter everytime that dickhead opened his mouth. Shit is tragic but genuinely hilarious too, though I'm sure the laughs will decrease on a rewatch and the pit in my stomach will grow.

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  Watched 09 Jan 2023 1

  the filmic equivalent of being approached in a park by a random dog who just starts outright jumping on you and licking you and shit and you know this is not my fucking dog this is kinda awkward and uncomfortable but at the same time its a fucking cute ass dog you cant really hate or resist it can you??

  James Cameron has the brain of a golden retriever and thinks in hollywood cliches and tropes but there is no…

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