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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  this movie was awesome I wish trump lost in real life

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  The Fault in Our Stars 2014

  ★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  this is such a time capsule. probably amazing if you’re a kid but it’s really embarrassing to imagine that grown man writing all these lines

Popular reviews

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  The Green Knight 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jul 2021 1

  this is the first movie I’ve ever seen with cum in it

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  love the shadow hand over the city. you don’t need subtlety you just have to make a good enough movie to earn your big dumb shots

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