Alex

Alex

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • No Country for Old Men
  • The Matrix
  • Alien

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  • Saw IV

    ★★

  • Saw III

    ★★

  • Saw II

    ★★

  • AM1200

    ★★★

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  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★½

    Easily the weakest of the three, and that's saying something. Despite being shorter than 2, this felt three times as long. They're not even pretending there is a plot in these movies anymore, just jumping from scene to scene waiting for Art to do something. Which, if that's your thing, just wait for the kills to get uploaded to YouTube in a couple of months. Even then, you're really not missing much. While there is plenty of blood, nothing here…

  • Abigail

    Abigail

    ★½

    Completely obnoxious, like the worst imitators of Tarantino. Every character is one note and each attempt at snappy dialogue is punctuated with a fuck and an eyeroll by me. Avoid unless you want to hear Joss Whedon they fly now level humour with vampires.

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  • Who Is Arthur Chu?

    Who Is Arthur Chu?

    ★½

    A vanity project whose subject is so utterly repulsive that it functions better as an accidental hit piece. 93 minutes of Arthur, mouth breathing, hunched over his phone, sub-tweeting egg avatars while his wife is constantly on the verge of a mental breakdown.
    Arthur spends much of the documentary at speaking engagements where he lectures on the importance of listening to women to understand different perspectives, yet whenever his wife wants to talk about anything other Twitter, he interrupts and…

  • Nirvana: Live at the Paramount

    Nirvana: Live at the Paramount

    if you're a bad person you reincarnate as one of dave grohl's drums

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